i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
