i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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