So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It's official drugs can't kill me
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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