you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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