If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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