I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Life is so much better after having sex.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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