what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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