No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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