I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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