What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Mom said you looked used
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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