Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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