I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You took a bar mat shot.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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