he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I could fuck to npr.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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