bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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