it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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