we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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