K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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