Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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