I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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