that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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