no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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