Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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