nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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