3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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