the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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