Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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