"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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