Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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