Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
These tits shall not be calmed
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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