I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
True college students do jello shots in the library
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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