North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
So squirting runs in the family.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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