Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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