Can Purell be used as lube?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He better not be in your backpack
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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