is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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