I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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