We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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