This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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