her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
be right there i have to get my cape
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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