So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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