I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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