sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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