If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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