hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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