I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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