now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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