he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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