I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
