Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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