I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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