just come out here and I will go home with you...
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
