I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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