what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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