I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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