So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
