how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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