Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
bring money and cleavage
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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