why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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