oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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