All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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