I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I believe in your delicious
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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