drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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