The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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