Your mouth is God's brothel.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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